A strange man from Kentucky seems to have found a replacement for the common wheel.
He proclaims to have found a more rounder shape.
The Meaning of Life.
Researchers have found the meaning of life! But due to heavy bureaucracy the letter in which the meaning of life where explained to the President, has been lost. The researchers who discovered the meaning of life are unable to recreate the explanation, since they where all very drunk, when they wrote it down.